Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can

“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”

by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022

super stan the fairy man

fat smelly pussy gay kid who likes fat cock and jon coughlin he is very werid and thinks hes funny made out with cage

oh im super stan the fairy man and i should be killed

by freakazoidsdfddsff May 17, 2011

Refried Man

When a person gets high and then high again as the first high wears off.

"Marco's locked in his room i think he's about to be a refried man"

by NopeNope6969 September 14, 2025

bruh MAN

idk this means

bruh man bruh lol idk funny

by SP5C9ALx T3aM September 30, 2020

bacteria man

A rare insult used by kids these days, especially for Travis Scott.

-Who is that?
-That is bacteria man, mom

by Lincoln Ler May 27, 2023

Man of Culture

Just a way to say someone has good taste in porn, or just a gooner without being "mean." You will usually find comments calling people men of culture when theres a conventionally attractive woman inside a video, with more if the woman is wearing literally anything slightly revealing

"Man of Culture": Yo man look at this video.
normal person: ... Bro this just looks like what you gooned to last night. 💀

by GenericUser9212001 June 18, 2025

Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023