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Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.
"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025
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The man

Thinking you're the greatest person on earth while actually being a huge tool
Aaron: Hey guy I'm the man
Me: No actually you suck at everything you do and you are a big piece of shit
by LAP2023 June 7, 2023
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Man

A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
by LillithLilly November 6, 2023
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Man-nection

The step before a bromance.
" I feel a man-nection with you."
by swimmer85 April 26, 2017
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Man Design

Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.
Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.

Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.

There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.
by keshazel April 12, 2012
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Man dont care

The sentence that you use when someone tells you something you don't care about
I is issing goodest player in dis game

Man dont care
by VeryBigResaPlayer November 20, 2021
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albatross man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.
by Space aids March 24, 2022
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