gap man

A man that will never be your husband, but you use as a fuckboy between bfs.

"Hey Jenni, is that your new bf?"
"Yea!"
"Is he the one? Husband material?"
"Naw, he's just good in bed and I got bored."
"Ahh, your gap man"

by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018

retard man alive

Its like a way to say your the "most retarded man alive" but in a shorter way as in "retard man alive"

Bro I was talking to Sarah the other way and the way she was looking at me she probably thought I was retard man alive.

by ciralmanalive April 9, 2024

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

man fetish

When a man likes men , but is not gay for men

I have huge man fetish for davè

by billy suckdicksixtynine ilike March 9, 2020

mans

A referral to one's self, especially prevalent in the greater London area among young street men. "Mans" is fairly similar to the U.S. usage of the n-word among African-Americans as it is extremely frequently thrown around in the U.K.'s "grime" genre of music, and on the streets.

"I said babe, mans not hot; I tell her, mans not hot." -Big Shaq

"U see, mans is de best footbol playa in east London, ya dun know"

by Guido Luigi Fettucini Alfredo October 27, 2020

Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.

Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.

by User2017 March 22, 2017

The most manliness man in the existence of man.

Flynn the absolute mad lad, too masculine for this world.

"wow he must be called Flynn because he is The most manliness man in the existence of man."

by lo23cem57 June 5, 2019