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Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.
If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.
by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021
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Man Hong

Hey, Jack stop all that Man Hong act during the class.
by mvq so cute January 3, 2021
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Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
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Mans

Used when referring to a loyal friend
who's mans is this
My mans, can you get that for me
My mans...shut up.
by ChampDee November 1, 2017
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