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i wanna be a victim

what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them
“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim
by bamfwag March 17, 2024
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i love you!
I love you!
I love you!!!!

This I want to scream!!!!
While in your arms of course….
Arms❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 24, 2024
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MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you
1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.
by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024
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jeb-I master

The master of all "bellends" or more frequently used "nob heads".
Origininted from the British slang word "jeb"
Mum : you seen that big bugger over there?. Hes an absolute Jeb-I master.
Daughter: what's a Jeb-I mum
Mum: your father
by GooniesNEVER_D13 October 9, 2022
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Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.
I was just testing my reflexes
by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012
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Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.
Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?
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