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Carpet Man

It is used to negatively describe a man who is always assertive with women, and it's used as an "entryway's carpet" by them (women metaphorically clean their shoes over him). A carpet man is a man unable to assert dominance or to show personality in front of women. A carpet man thinks/hopes that being assertive with women will lead him to get sex from them. On social media, a carpet man can defend a woman's opinion by whatever other man's answer, even if that opinion is against him as well - for ex. feminist propaganda. A carpet man is a synonym of a beta male.
Woman: "All men are rapists and they are protected by the patriarchy."
Man: "That's not really true, stop with this feminist bullshit b*tch."
Carpet Man: "She is right, we all mistreat them."
Man: "Here we go, we got yet another carpet man who is trying to get sex by defending women in every bullshit they say!"
by sudbab December 13, 2021
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Man Sweater

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.
“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”
by Farting4Days May 6, 2020
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two man

A two man is Dom, Mackaylie, Jacob and Mackalya.
Its just a two man
by urmanisminebitch December 5, 2023
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cut out the middle man

1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.

2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.
g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!
by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022
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Bamboozle-Man

A cryptic individual in a top hat that can and will bamboozle you at any given chance.
"Bro I woke up with ferrets in my fridge again. Bamboozle-Man is at it again.
by hezeishere July 5, 2022
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Kev Grant (The Chicken Man)

Also known as Kevin Grant. Mostly known for his role as Al McWhiggin. AKA "The Chicken Man" from the hit movie Toy story 2.
"Holy crap, Is that Kev Grant (The Chicken Man)? He starred in Toy Story 2!"
by quantavius bingleton January 27, 2025
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American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)
Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.
by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024
mugGet the American police manmug.

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