Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

by phillll July 26, 2008

why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

by von groovy June 28, 2017

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.

Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

by Eddie Toast September 16, 2019