I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019

I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023

I

I miss the days

Back and forth we would write…
Numbers we sent…
Messages we exchanged…

Slow I would walk…
Hoping you I would see…
Chasing you down the street…
Yep… I did that lol…
At least I had a fish:)

Okay… maybe a little nuts.
It is YOU!!!
This love…
I have for YOU!

Makes me write…
Every night…
So many worries feed my fears…
Your voice I wish I could hear…
Telling me fear nothing my dear….
That would dry my tears….

No matter a three…
Or no beep…
Or your eyes I don’t see…
You will always be the only love for me!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 2, 2024

i macgyvered the fuck out of it

Inspired by Matt Damon's line in the movie The Martian where he has to "science to shit out of it" to survive. Technically and more accurately he MacGyvered the fuck out of it.

When you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say "I macgyvered the fuck out of it!"

by Ozzi Yob January 10, 2017

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021

When Is Melissa Gallo Fumero And I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstormism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Is Melissa Gallo Fumero And I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstormism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

When Is Melissa Gallo Fumero And I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstormism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

why do I feel like vomiting

Because of the quick question, the popular is, you feel better after vomiting, Aha, no, the birthday cake made you vomit, but how can vomiting make you feel better like you, is a research to Kelly Crosse, after vomiting, butter will make you feel better after you vomit, a great catholic to you.

Why do I feel like vomiting is a sick story.

by Debskelly1985 August 2, 2023