Son, I am leaving to get the milk.
by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022
When someone who contributes nothing to the house wants to dissipate some guilt while trying to make the other person think more of them, while the listener just gets annoyed by how often it is said without action behind it
"are you doing the washing up? I was just about to do that."
by YeetedFeeted April 21, 2022
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"
by BRETTBTCH July 30, 2022
This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.
This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.
30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.
thus angering the mom.
This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.
30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.
thus angering the mom.
by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 09, 2023
He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him
by ForgivMySinsX December 07, 2023