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No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
by Thycid March 20, 2005
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could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."
Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?
by B-rizzle July 6, 2019
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I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick

A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.
Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.
by Zonal K September 25, 2019
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i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.
by aludin May 18, 2007
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Ugh, fine i guess you are my little pogchamp, cmere.

What happens is that Ryuko Matoi starts to call you "a little pogchamp"
Ryuko: Ugh, fine i guess you are my little pogchamp, cmere.
Someone: Y/N
by pluto1024 November 29, 2020
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