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tzan man

look at that guy with no bitches. he must be a tzan man
by user 83&37199 July 26, 2022
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reverse man child

A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Little Magic Man

Lizzy- Robert's got a big one, but you can't go wrong with a little magic man.
by Chelo_is_a_groupie December 15, 2022
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man caked

The act of being squished by a transport chopper in Battlefield.
by Gryffindor406 September 3, 2016
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garbage man

whenever you finish with your lady and you throw her over your shoulder by the ankle, grab her wrist on the other side (with your free hand) and flex your back in order to break her spinal cord. often followed up by the garbage disposal
Guy #1: hey dude, how was your date last night??

Guy #2: fantastic! i finished ehr off with the garbage man!

Guy #1: didnt you just dead cripple jenny two days ago?

Guy #2: yeah! great week!!
by Jay Cadwallader September 30, 2008
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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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Kole man

A man with REALLY BIG BALLS LIKE HUGE ONES!!!!! He loves woman named mrs self he is sooooooooo cool he have 50 women trying to suck his BIG D and loves big dudes with bigger COCKS and love Braxton lively he will doing anything for his big d to be sucked I mean anything he is a terrible guy who has cock made of pure bricks and he will hurl off with sand paper and will put it right in Lincoln brons butt all the way in till he can taste it and hes so good at suck ing dic I mean fucking hot women in a trailer house and making crack cocane and loving big bbc and sucking all day he loves to play his double stuffed meat monkey named bubbles the cock monster and loves talking to his to big balls named Chimplie and aroolty and he is so flexible he can suck his own bubbles the monkey cock monster coverlet and love sucking off a big dude named matthew and loves butting his penis in peoples ears
by Kole megusta daddy February 27, 2023
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