Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 18, 2021

union county middle school

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .

union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest

by your mom in my bed 69 November 25, 2021

Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.

Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.

by thpseudonym July 8, 2023

Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times

You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain

by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022

coon school

a “coon school” is school in a “coon” neighborhood(The hood) These kids in these schools are usually flashing their “drip drip” and their rap skills. These school usually have 10 fights a week because of gang related activities.

Man i know that nigger goes to coon school. Didn’t you hear those damned niggers had a shootout at that coon school

by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024

meridian secondary school

Meridian secondary school (updated 2023) a school full of drama, scandal and infamous for vaping. A school which once prided itself as the new kid on the block neighborhood school advertised to the public as a school for the arts and leadership has honestly lost its touch. From losing treasured staff, the school’s ex-principal and its infamous locked-phone policy. Not everything is bad in this school, there are many wonderful people in it but are usually outweighed by the more shady crowd. The school has a wonderful football team for both guys and girls. The school has a wonderful leadership program but things went to shit after the class of 2022 graduated. Overall a school with a whole range of people, depending on which crowd you mix with.

Meridian secondary school is diverse in a really weird way

by aightbyebyebitches July 9, 2023

Stone Ridge School of the Sacred Heart

the best all girls school in the dmv. were better that all other schools, especially holten

Stone Ridge School of the Sacred Heart is awesome

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