i reject your reality and substitute my own

i reject your reality and substitute my own

i reject your reality and substitute my own

by laughmaker5000 October 1, 2019

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy

Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.

Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.

by Tatatrap November 23, 2022

Hippity Hop Hippity Hee GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

Say this when someone's in your tree

HIPPITY HOP HIPPITY HEE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY TREE

by Yeetord February 14, 2020

Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

you know english is my second language, right?

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner

Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

by thebeastfrommiddleeast November 11, 2017

Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?

he cheated with Arzaylea.

Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why

by Savannah Sire February 17, 2019

我爸是李刚 "My dad is Li Gang!"

It's usually used satirically. It's a popular saying in China that has come to symbolize corruption. Specifically, the arrogant notion of some children of the privileged class that their parents' clout shields them from suffering the consequences of their misconduct

Grocery Store Owner: "Hey kid! Pay for that candy bar, or else I'll call the cops!"

Kid (running away with candy bar): "Screw you! 我爸是李刚 "My dad is Li Gang!"

by nothingburger May 15, 2011