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Chad Smith

Chad Smith: The drummer from the Red Hot Chili Peppers has one of the most generic names in the English language. You have Chad which is just a basic frat boy name and then to top it all off his last name is Smith. What a legend.
by Badgered February 19, 2021
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Baily Smith

A very nice and amazing person with a great personality and an outgoing attitude, she is also the LOVE of my LIFE.
Dam Baily Smith is such a good soccer player
by not a DQ worker November 28, 2020
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Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022
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I love the smiths

Once someone says “I love the smiths” you have to start vigorously making out.
“Hey I love the smiths”. …….*starts making out*
by j4ealous April 20, 2024
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Alice smith elementary

Want to be depressed and su!c!dal? Come here
Come to Alice smith elementary and lose all your friends
by ILUVURMOMMY February 3, 2022
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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Will Smithed

When someone just got slapped the shit outta them
My girl just Will Smithed me because she thought I cheated on her!
by Cap'nCrunch69 April 4, 2022
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