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White Lightening

The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.
Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.
by Mitino January 10, 2009
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White Oppression

"its white oppression that's ruining the world!"

"Is that Spanish for bullshit"
by GoldbergSheckleschlomo June 16, 2016
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white magic

a legal drug made out of plant fertiliser. as with all drugs all people take to it differently. but common effects are; high energy, talking stupid amounts of rubbish and a high euphoric sensation.
man i took 6 lines of white magic last night and told these random strangers about when my dog died when i was 9, my feelings on the haiti earthquake and what i like to do in the bath, whilst we were waiting on the bus. i just couldnt shut up
by lexii408 February 25, 2010
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White Castle

1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.

2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.

3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!

Russell: I was at White Castle.

Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?

Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.

Family Guy: Why?

Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.

Bob: Write up.
by sextoaster December 17, 2004
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white racism

a thing that very much exists, all races and experience racism and/ or be racist, lets not be racist because we are all beautiful
"That girl just said that she despises all whites because they are ugly and annoying" "Damn, that's white racism"
by ilovedrugs123 February 20, 2020
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white man

The little guy who has watched his own race cause chaos and death across the world for the past 500 years and has gained nothing but shit off everyone.

Not every white guy wants to kill every black, chinese, asian, (native) american or australasiain on the planet, it's just the greedy assholes in command and a low-intellect army who follow anything for money who invade, murder and conquer.

The white man is the guy who watches this bullshit and sits there, able to do nothing and recieves hate. That white man is me. I have never harmed anyone because they are a different race, insulted them because they are a different race or done anything which could be considered racist. Then I read some of these defenitions. The simplicity of the whole thing is this:
You get assholes in every race, religion or nationality, but you get an unusually large number of assholes who are white. Please remember that not all of us took part in the slave trade, the massacre of the jews, the start of the war on the gaza strip. It is key individuals who are to blame for these monstrosities, don't blame all of the white people, blame those key individuals.
'It ain't about black or white cuz we human,
I hope we see the light before it ruined'
-Tupac Shakur
The greatest and most influentual soul who graced his presence on this earth
by Ciaranlink12 July 7, 2005
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white ass

You have a white ass
by Revm7r February 27, 2003
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