A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
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Get the One-two punch mug.Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?
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Get the Two Punch Man mug.1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger
2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.
3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.
3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
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Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.
Ben: ...
Ian: And then what?
Erika: Well that's all.
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Ben : I ate cereal this morning.
Diana : What a two-ginger story.
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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.
Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.
Ben: ...
Ian: And then what?
Erika: Well that's all.
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Ben : I ate cereal this morning.
Diana : What a two-ginger story.
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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.
Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
by bEnn101 April 21, 2011
Get the The Two Gingers Story. mug.Generally applied at parties to prevent guests from putting on a shit album and everyone having to listen to it in its entirety. Anyone may put songs on and after two songs anyone may change the music. The Credence Clearwater Revival rule is the only exemption to the two song rule. Once a CCR album is started it must be listened to until it is finished or until the person who put it on wants to change it.
Guest 1: "I'm going to put some music on"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"
Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"
Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"
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Dude you won’t believe it, I was walking around with a Texas Belt Buckle and this chick came by and flashed a Tijuana Two-Lip. I’d never seen anything like it!
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