twat waffle

the result of a long process:

cutting off several twats, throwing them in a blender, mix in some flour, butter, milk, etc. blend it up really nice. after, pour it into a waffle maker, wait about 3 minutes, and then you have a twat waffle. excellent with man syrup.
woman-"so honey, what would youm mlike for breakfast? toast, pancakes?"

man- "actually baby, how about some twat waffles?"

woman-"SOME WHAT?!?!?!"
by unidentified midget September 05, 2007
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TWAT BLOCK

To do a female friend a favor by keeping her from getting it on with some unworthy male. The noblest thing to do for a friend.
My friend has gotten involved with an absolute pig! He's such a man-whore that the only right thing to do is to twat block her so she doesn't get some disease.
by Stop the pendulum December 24, 2005
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twat waffle

a twat that some what looks like a waffle
I was about to bang her but when i pulled her pants down i noticed she has a twat waffle
by that one dirty mexican March 19, 2010
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twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.
"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffle ..."
by Icemft76 September 09, 2007
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twat slap

A name for a bitch you cant stand
That girl is a fucking twat slap!
by Christine Percival June 07, 2007
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Twat hat

1)NOUN : "twat hat" is a insult which is used when not wanting to risk your reputation, job oppurtunities, or school grades. A good substitute to assshole and slag bag

2)NOUN : the twat hat does not exsist as a physical object, but as a figment of the insultor or insultees imagionation.
(student to teacher) " AN F!!?? I studied for weeks!! what are you a twat hat or something?!"
by Sazamassive July 06, 2006
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Twat Waffle

A name given women who generaly suck all around. These are the girls who have no sense of humor about anything and become mean and spiteful over nothing.
Example 1: Tausha, you're a fucking twat waffle!

Example 2: I met this chick last night but she was a total twat waffle!
by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009
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