by leb_katt October 29, 2013
Get the post-poo reliefmug. by Cody306 July 17, 2015
Get the Post Orgasmic Blissmug. Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.
"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Post Secret Posermug. I really hate coconut juice. I don't know why everybody likes it, whenever I'm at my friends house he always asks me to fetch him a can of coconut juice and I always think "I wonder if artificial coconut juice tastes good" and which brings me to the point of me thinking if artificial coconut juice really exists. Does it? And why do people make artificial flavours? Why can't they get the natural fruit in the drink. It's pretty easy, all you need to do is go to Dracula's house and ask him for some fruits like oranges. Then take the oranges and give them to Dracula and voila, orange juice. I once did a report on Dracula for my English teacher then she gave me an F for science. Today's society is filled with racist English teachers and artificial flavours. If you've ever noticed that artificial flavoured drinks never have pulp. Pulp Fiction are one of the greatest films ever made in the whole unvierse. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Have you noticed that Quentin sounds like a artificial drink of some kind? I'm thirsty, ever been in the desert and you craved for water? I sure have, you see things called mirages, I'm sure you've heard of these. Have you been to the casino Mirage? I haven't but it looks cool. It's so hot right now. This room isn't cold enough, I need ice. You know Ice Cube? The rapper? He's the shittiest actor but a good rapper. What kind of crap is that? How do you feel about death metal? I remember Mitch Hedberg said in his one comedy show "My death metal band was called Injured" At least that's what I thought what he said. I got injured trying to handlebar ride. My ankle got involved and it hurt real bad. So yeah.... thank you for your time.
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by asdf asdf blah blah blah August 23, 2006
Get the Best post evermug. The feeling you get after you receive an Amazon Prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages.
Jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from Amazon Prime.
by timmywheela December 11, 2015
Get the post-prime depressionmug. That feeling you get when you finish playing your instrument at a concert and realize how shittily you just played
John:I played so badly I made so many mistakes
James: you played fine it’s just post concert clarity
James: you played fine it’s just post concert clarity
by Mistah6909 December 9, 2022
Get the Post concert claritymug. The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.
by Nik-nak May 26, 2020
Get the Post Party Depressionmug.