11 Year Olds

11 year olds are in huge development normally, with girls usually starting puberty by this age. 11 is between 10 and 12, please don't make fun of them, they are just kids

11 year olds are dumb, but they are in puberty, they grow fast, so you can't say they can't be better, you were 11 once too, so why make fun of your older self?

by aPeerson February 18, 2024

mom of the year

The woman who does the dumbest thing to her kid.

Also—this is the one who will most definitely NOT get mom of the year.

My kid had a broken arm for two weeks and I said “Stop Whining!”! Definitely mom of the year right here!

by Wilrn January 27, 2018

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

New Years

A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)

After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.

by Decent_Work December 25, 2013

Year 8

Thinks they're the shit because they aren't year 7 anymore without realising they're still near the bottom of the secondary school social hierarchy.

Year 8: eww look at those stupid year 7s
Year 11: that was literally you 6 weeks ago

by c3ph3 January 12, 2022

Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.

Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year

by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023

36 year old

a destructive species living on earth for atleast 36 years, and they are typically found in
A. infesting roblox and fortnite making it completely unsafe
B. living in their mom's basement while eating hot pockets that burn their mouth
C. sleeping all day

D. at work actually doing their jobs
E. with their friends causing drama in between multiple relatives for no reason
F. trying to download some illegal stuff or do lines of coke

36 year olds are dangerous stay away from them

by lonelywinter July 20, 2023