Luke Shaw

the best left back to play football

"whos the best defender in manchester"

"obviously luke shaw"

by borglove November 26, 2022

Luke morganism

luke morganism is the term in which certain events take place which may be considered homosexual, greasy, disgusting, vile and so on

why are you having sex with that dead dog corpse thats some absolute luke morganism

by Spudylad June 5, 2022

LUKE

STUPID CUNT

LUKE IS A STUPID CUNT

by SHIMDAU March 15, 2022

Luke pickering

Male, typically overinterested in submarines, has seen more dicks than a gas station toilet yet somehow still identifies as straight.

Bryan asked Luke Pickering out on a date, but all Luke talked about was submerging.

by BoeJanglesz June 7, 2017

luke stuller

My best friend and a very smart kid. He is very loveable and will do anything for his friends.

"Hey luke stuller"

by Milk_cup103 November 22, 2019

Alexis Luke

Alexis Luke is someone (especially a man) who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous.

Alexis Luke is so handsome

by LukasMorphy June 10, 2021

Saint lukes

Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.

Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student

by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021