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Swamp Donkey

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.
I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.
by Mackabilly December 10, 2019
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donkey whip

When guy whaps girls face with hard on during blowjob .
My girl was blowing me and I pulled out and donkey whipped her with my rock hard slightly larger than above average gurthy cock of magic.
by Gerth Brooks field October 8, 2017
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Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.
There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.
by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017
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donkey scrub

It's a nuggy
"Don't scratch my head that hard it's turning into a donkey scrub"
by Donkey scrub May 15, 2016
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Swamp donkey

A homewrecking hoe, sleezy trash woman with no morals....
That trash isn't nothing but a swamp donkey whore....
by #1 real bitch May 20, 2016
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donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!
by B'Jeff February 3, 2018
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donkey shpidell

A donkey shpidell is when you get fucked in the ass while eating skittles.
Me and Daveion had an amazing donkey shpidell last night it was great.
by DavyBaby247 January 24, 2017
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