Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Canada's History

Putting it all in there.

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.

by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010

Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man

dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face

by ratrick poony February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases

OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...

by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010

Oh Canada

What Canada's girlfriend Holland says during sex

"Oh Canada, glorious and free, true patriots love you"

by Royal Scorpion of the North May 15, 2018

Show Canada

This word is made from Chinese ( not putonghua). You have to change it to Chinese to uncoded it. This word is about a Chinese teacher in LSC. She usually wears tank top and show her Canada while writing. XDDDD

A: Show Canada is coming!!!!!
B: STFU now or u will be killed!!!!!!!!!!

by DAPRONOOB November 10, 2020

Canada's History

Putting everything in there... I mean everything.

A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.

Hey do you want to sit next to me?

Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.

by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010