reverse pussy whipped

Reverse pussy whipped is the delusional state of mind in which the male caters to the females every want and desire with the unachievable expectation that a) she will not cheat on him or b) she will actually accompany him to a social event. Typically this happens when the couple in question is in a miserable marriage or a genuinely shitty dating situation. Commonly this is a very expensive proposition. In most cases the male has been groomed by a lifestyle of beer and pizza. This strategy seldom works in the long term.

I can't believe bob's fat ass keeps blowing off his boys while his wife is " out with the girls". His excuse is feeding the cats. He should grow a sack. He is reverse pussy whipped. Reverse pussy whipped

by Notrpwed January 5, 2014

Erotic Pistol Whip

1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website

Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"

*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"

by Deep-Voiced African Child October 18, 2018

montecarlo double whip

a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.

So forth called the montecarlo double whip.

Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.

by rod6969696 June 21, 2008

whip n twinkies

a nice set of rims and modification of some kind on a fine fine auto

john just put a whip n twinkies on his BMW

by khadir February 22, 2004

whip it like a slave

to make beaucoup money and be widely known

"those rap stars is whip it like a slave and now everyone listens to their music"

by priesty boii February 1, 2010

german whip syndrome

German whip syndrome is a disorder that causes a driver to experience a sense of self entitlement, a sense of superiority, and demonstrates extreme road rage towards anybody who blocks their way and the sufferer will do whatever it takes to get in front and cut off said person even if it means putting others at great risk. Many don’t indicate direction aka failing to use turn signals.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.

Guy 1: OH SHIT!! fucking asshole pulled out in front of me and almost made me crash.

Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.

Guy 1: yup, looks like he’s driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.

by Thefanman June 5, 2018

My Life Is Piggy Whipped

My Life Is Piggy Whipped: MLIPW to be followed, pulled-over, jammed-up, and/or busted by the police. To be Piggy Whipped.

Today, I downshifted to zoom past a cute girl in a convertible and winked at her, not realizing I also zoomed past a cop in his Piggy Whip hiding in the bushes, needless to say I got a fat ticket, My Life Is Piggy Whipped MLIPW!

by P.E. Whipple August 11, 2011