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Stoned

It just means being high on marijuana. Not all those other definitions that make it seem like your retarded. Now that said, being stoned to the BONE would apply to those other definitons
Jay/yahya: “Dude that weed was so strong i got stoned off of one hit
by DictionateUrbanly July 11, 2021
mugGet the Stonedmug.

Stone

a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.
Dang stones a hoe and annoys us to death.
by H0oes699 March 7, 2019
mugGet the Stonemug.

stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.
Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!
by solutionitis November 21, 2021
mugGet the stoned as a rockmug.

Stone

A ray of sun shine! Stone’s are full of energy, loud, and love to be heard. Super smart and always ready to learn something new. They are ready to conquer any challenge thrown at them! They are super loving and kind to all. Let’s not forget beautiful on the inside and out! ;)
Stone is the coolest person I know!
by Mountainchop November 23, 2021
mugGet the Stonemug.

pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
by crudmonkey May 16, 2022
mugGet the pavement stone countermug.

Smurfit-Stone

Be sure to throw your can in the Smurfit-Stone bin!
by It's Me!! June 19, 2013
mugGet the Smurfit-Stonemug.

Stone

The most handsome guy i know! if I was a girl, I would blow him right there.
Here comes Stone!
by assbeaterfourtwenty January 25, 2021
mugGet the Stonemug.

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