by XxRedxX May 28, 2023
A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.
Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.
by Big Dick Australia January 02, 2018
Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.
by really nice chair man November 06, 2011
When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.
When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.
by Kinko's October 01, 2010
by Holy mouley March 02, 2016
When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 26, 2010
The finest male cock. A male loin of perfection. Perfect length and girth. A true shower and a grower. Always ready and rigid. Exudes peak performance and superior staying power and maximum load control all while delivering a superior man curd.
I finally let Justin rail me last night. How was it? Let’s just say he’s got a whole hog sausage. I’m having a little trouble walking today.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
Bob Evans has nothing on the whole hog sausage I took down my esophagus last night.
Her eyes watered as she engorged herself on his whole hog sausage.
by Dick Onchin January 07, 2023