The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
by ValveTime August 26, 2015
Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.
by Elise girly May 19, 2021
by Presents December 26, 2016
by Presents December 26, 2016
JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.
by toofried November 23, 2021
When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 12, 2022
A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status
Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022