The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.
Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"
by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011
by neia_purr September 15, 2021
wow, too lazy to write my name is a total cunt.
by Some Scottish Cunt August 29, 2017
This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted
yay, im sending this to discord now
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted
yay, im sending this to discord now
by Libsu September 03, 2017
Jimmy:Hey gurl whats your name
Jessia: Umm im Jessica how do you not know my name were cousins ? And no you can't get these digits pervert
Jessia: Umm im Jessica how do you not know my name were cousins ? And no you can't get these digits pervert
by Sjsjdksjekwnsxbsb March 16, 2017
by Cyfer_rhyz May 03, 2021
by Jhon hanfle July 05, 2018