'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.
1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."
by fktnyromo April 26, 2009

When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you
by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s
by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

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by Yessssbabynooooonoooobabyyoooo October 14, 2017

When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.
by notryan0rz October 27, 2017
