The coolest dude you could ever hope to call your friend. Straight up badass. Can pick up a dirt bike with 1 finger. Sometimes takes adds but actually doesnt need to because hes more badass than adds. Always has 5-100 girls to stir their guts at any given time and also to pay for his dirt bike payment. Usually drives a badass truck but sometimes has to drive the waggin.
Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Eric: dude have you talked to Jimmy
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020

A random inanimate object you need the apprentice technician to grab but don't have time to call it by it's native name because of ridiculous overhead production demands.
by Cito6661 August 28, 2018

The technological nerd, the person who can literally solve anything that is related to technology, named after someone from VSA.
by DictionaryWordDefiner April 11, 2019

Philadelphia’s signature ice cream topping is jimmies. Rainbow or Chocolate Jimmies.
Some people will wrongly call them sprinkles, which is a definite cringe and will not be tolerated.
Some people will wrongly call them sprinkles, which is a definite cringe and will not be tolerated.
I would like a mint chocolate chip and rocky road sundae with hot fudge, rainbow jimmies, whipped cream, cherry on top.
by Mojofo February 23, 2024

Jimmy hug is when a female is farted on by a male when the time is particularly inappropriate. Most often preformed after having intercourse or when the other is feeling a bit under the weather.
by elax42 May 25, 2011

Verb.
During intercourse, the man stuffs the womans vagina with ground beef, as much as will fit. Afterwards, she pushes to force the newly formed log out into something that barely resembles a log of jimmy dean ground beef
During intercourse, the man stuffs the womans vagina with ground beef, as much as will fit. Afterwards, she pushes to force the newly formed log out into something that barely resembles a log of jimmy dean ground beef
Man 1: I heard you got pretty weird with the wife last night
Man 2: yeah, I jimmy dean'd her. She wasnt too happy about it
Man 2: yeah, I jimmy dean'd her. She wasnt too happy about it
by Thatrandomguyoverthere February 7, 2020
