Irish feet is the term used to describe when you've reached the point of head-throbbing-wasted-awesomeness where you can't walk 3 feet without stumbling over everything that's in your path.
Guy 1: *points at drunk guy at party* "hey look at that guy over there, he's so sloppy"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"
Guy 2: "yeah that bottle of tequila gave him the Irish feet"
by Aaron the ass eater August 30, 2016

YO HES A NORTHERN IRISH LAD FAM, YOUR TELLING ME HES FRIENDS WITH MR NO BRAIN (AKA AC LIFTS) AND NIL POSTS YOUTUBE CONTENT AS WELL, WHY NOT DROP A SUB TO HIS CHANNEL
by AC Lifts September 22, 2020

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead
by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022

A hot beverage such as Coffee or Tea, usually in a mug, with an added ounce or two of some type of alcohol.
by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

Vanilla Ice Cream and Guinness Float. Invented at Cadet Officer School - Maxwell AFB, Alabama by Maj MB, LtCol OF, and Maj JK. This beverage was created amidst the gathering of colleagues and educators, pilots and businessmen/women and minds of leadership development.
We ran out of Root Beer for a Root Beer Float…I guess I could just make an Irish Iceberg to drown my frustrations.
by JonnyKay June 14, 2022

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023
