As The Rotten Fruit

When an opinion is that useless, and even hamful rather than giving any good advice.
(Made probably by me)

Person A: "I think you should see a doctor."
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017

pls fruit

something blox fruit beggars never shuts up about

me: grinding light on snow village
blox fruit beggar: pls fruit pls fruit pls fruit

by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 19, 2025

Poison fruit

Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.

Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.

What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!

"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!

by partyevenharder June 8, 2011

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

tin of fruit

When someone isn’t wired up properly

Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

by Cooncil July 31, 2023

Cum-Cum Fruit

The Cum-Cum Fruit is a delicious, white, devil fruit whose power gives the one that consumes it the ultimate erotic pleasure. You not only get extremely horny after eating it. The user can go WEEKS without climaxing which creates the most euphoric orgasm you've ever felt. Non-stop sexual carnage that requires multiple partners and the most intense release. The one negative to the consumption of this sweet white fruit, is the longer you go and the larger the climax builds the more you "release". It can be a small little puddle to a gigantic tidal wave.

Koy, you never should have eaten the Cum-Cum Fruit! You've been going for WEEKS and you're going to destroy the whole village with your climax!

by Turbo123T3 February 19, 2024