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The Denim Finger

The act of fingering a girl but on the outside of her jeans while she is wearing them.

*Often used during hardcore make-out sessions and foreplay.
Nix0rz: So Beau how was the movie?
Beau: Amazing, I gave julie the Denim Finger.
Jake: You old sailor you.
The Denim Finger by beaucunt December 11, 2006

kick-the-dog syndrome 

The act of mistreating a peer or someone inferior to you out of frustration because a superior (whom you can't argue with) has treated you poorly.
Apparently he came home and just started yelling. It's kick-the-dog syndrome: his boss is an asshole and he takes it out on her.

The Duck 

A duck which lives in the center of the earth that will one day bring about the apocalypse unless mankind either keeps feeding him bread or uses water to cool down the earth's core.
"How can you not know about the duck unless you are some kind of douchebag?"
The Duck by supercoolpersondudeman February 1, 2009

the didjits 

A kickass three piece underground punk rock band from Chicago, Illinois which formed in 1987 and disbanded in 1994. Albums include "Hey Judester/Fizzjob", "Hornet Pinata", "Full Nelson Reilley", "Little Miss Carriage" and "Que Sirhan Sirhan"

Responsible for spawning bands such as The Offspring, No Doubt, Faith No More and countless other CA bands.

The original members have gone onto bands such as the Supersuckers and the Gaza Strippers.
Excuse me Captain Ahab, how'd you ge me so stoned?

beut the deuce 

The term "Beut the Deuce" is often said when two people have nothing else to say. People start saying it due to prolonged exposure to the Cisco networking class offered online that uses the word "boot" often in its early chapters. The phrase "beut the deuce" is usually repeated more than 5 times in 10 seconds. When two people are having a conversation, and one person does not know what to say in response to another, they often say "Beut the deuce", or some form of it.

Note: Sometimes the word "deuce" is replaced with "deut", to rhyme with "beut".
Person 1: "Wow, that math test was so easy"
Person 2: "Ya, well, you gotta beut the deuce"

Person 1: "I'm tired..."
Person 2: "You just gotta beut that buet that beut that deuce!"

Person 1: "Where do we go now?"
Person 2: "Let's beut our way to the expo!"
beut the deuce by Marben April 18, 2008

What the dog doin'?!

The dog is usually performing a human-like task. e.g. Kickflip, playing GTA V, eating squirrels, playing a nice game of CS:GO, and playing piano. Dogs are fully eligible of doing all of these human tasks. If you as much as lay finger on a dog, it might initiate god mode and use 0.1% of its power. A dogs full power is so powerful that it can take down an entire solar system effortlessly. The average house dog is currently using -0.0000007% of its current power. 0.1% is enough to wipe out the entire country of Uruguay. So remember, do not mess with a dog, or you will find out what the dog doin'.
(You see any being perform or say something weird) What the dog doin'?!