The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.
by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025
Get the california hotdogmug. When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
by FredQuackington April 4, 2023
Get the California Gold Rushmug. When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019
Get the California Chili Dogmug. First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.
by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025
Get the California Breakfastmug. 
A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.
Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.
by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024
Get the California Battleshipmug. Jake: "Why do all these california transplants keep moving up here if all they're gonna do is complain"
Tim: "I know they're so annoying"
Tim: "I know they're so annoying"
by Catfish The Fishiest January 9, 2024
Get the California Transplantmug.