Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.

by Clam stampin May 20, 2021

Clam

a VERY fat bee.

Aww just look at that little Clam...
I think it's trying to escape the beehive...
And sting...
Maybe you?

by Minty the Axolotl August 3, 2021

Clam Spam

the unwanted receiving of vagina pictures or messages.

Tammy....stop sending clam spam to all your co-workers !!

"I get so much clam spam"

by Nitrog June 18, 2020

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

happy as a clam

Means extremely happy and contented.

The students were happy as a clam when they found out that December Break is close.

by ohengwovoavoavoavaosav December 3, 2025

Clam Slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is forcefully slammed down on one's face, usually to establish dominance.

Do you remember the time Kristi clam slammed her brother on her dads living room floor?

by TrueStory0418 September 26, 2021

Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.

'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.

by Left Foot March 7, 2012