Ball nog

A slang term for semen.

"Dude, Brittney was giving me head and she totally swallowed my ball nog."

by Dick Hardening January 8, 2012

mickeymouse balls

Verry small balls that havent dropped yet.

1.
"aye bro ur voice is high as fuck, you must have mickeymouse balls".
2.
"I couldnt suck his dick because he had mickeymouse balls."

3.
"He could barely nut with those mickeymouse balls".

by Founderofwords November 3, 2018

Corona Balls

When you've been in quarantine for 7 weeks and the hormones are legit.

Bro I'm fucking dyingggg. This bitch left me on read and I got corona balls.

by realmanedog April 25, 2020

Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.

Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.

by Rmilkman October 20, 2008

Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

Ball Up

To play a pick up game (football, basketball, etc) at a high level.

My boy Matt went to go ball up in the gym today. Nobody could stop him because he was on Xgames mode.

by Jiggeroll May 21, 2022

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008