Suck My Richard

A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.
This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.
by ae7 August 05, 2010
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sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
This movie sucks donkey dick.
by TomD1969 January 11, 2011
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Niggers Suck Drunk

Getting so blackout wasted that even a person who's not normally racist will start cursing god damn niggers.
Johnny put on quite the performance last night.

Yeah, he got niggers suck drunk
by Aunty Jamalma January 24, 2012
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Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 19, 2021
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I suck at life

I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
by thisKid November 30, 2005
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Suck yuh mada

A phrase used by Caribbean people mainly Jamaicans, that means to perform oral sex on your mother; this phrase is used when you violate/disrespect someone
by sarahmcallum February 03, 2020
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suck n fuck

when some hoe sucks your dick and you fuck them down the throat at the same time, making a chewbacca sounding noise.
hey wanna suck n fuck?
by d5unk November 29, 2019
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