straight turdin 

Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.

"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"

straight turdin by Turdin'King February 19, 2014

Straight Seat 

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

Straight Seat by WERQ May 7, 2014

straight neck 

A guy who has epic side burns!

Your boyfriend is such a straight neck, how did you manage to get him to go out with you?

straight neck by That guy from the tube September 27, 2014

straight pussy 

when a person says hes hard and a real nigga but softer than a pillow. 2when you're scared to get your ass beat

jay jones is straight pussy . he slangs he's hard but he wont come see me

straight pussy by real toughguy January 25, 2015

straight rage 

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.

Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.

straight rage by fliedlice October 20, 2015

Straight Stymie 

An expression used when someone blocks when you
try to do something

Jordan: Damnn Imma get this dunk!
Paul: *blocks the dunk* straight stymie dwag!! Ooooo hell yea

Straight Stymie by somidahomie October 24, 2015

straight dike 

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

straight dike by Maddame Degradssi December 23, 2015