Stone-Aholic

one who partakes in the drinkies and the smokies

Alexis Stanley is a self-proclaimed stone-aholic

by Imanonymousyoudontgettoknowme December 4, 2020

stones

stones is equivalent to "awesomeness" or the "very best"
Generally used as a noun to describe the cream of the crop of any situation

"Pocket Aces on the flop, I got stones. "
"Dude that chick over there is straight stones"
"Yo bro, Marky just won $10,000 in a poker match" Sean: "That's stones bro!"

by 1942marky December 9, 2020

stone girl

A girl that is so traumatized and filled with issues that she gets turned on by the sound of a fucking gun.

Yoo dude I met a stone girl and she liked my gun
Bro idk if thats a good thing

by Rachel the bunny November 2, 2020

family stone

The first Family Stone in the world and it's all Universes including Parallel Universes and Black Holes belongs to the Rusnak family and it is a colorless clear tourmaline.

I love our family stone, especially when it is a colorless clear tourmaline, it is the perfect protection.

by Nunuska November 6, 2020

Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Jizzney stones

The pain you feel while ejaculating.

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”

by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021

Stone N Bone

When you and your partner(s) get as high as you can and then have sexual relations until every party involved has an orgasm before the first party passes out.

Person 1: I got some weed and viagra.
Person 2: I love you man but not like that!
Person 1: Nah, it's for me and my girl.
Person 2: So what? Are you all gonna Stone N Bone?
Person 1: Fuck yeah!!!

by Can I Get U Off? January 9, 2021