stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.

Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”

by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022

steesy

me, i am steesy
the coolest person

STEESY
its such a good name

omg how did you come up with the name steesy
idk im just soo amazung

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 1, 2022

Shepshed Slide

the shepshed slide is when you you swap from having sex normally to anal every 3 seconds while listening to the hokey cokey on repeat

Person 1: dude I just did the shepshed slide on her and she wants to be my wife

Person 2: wow I wish I was from shepshed

by wolfx27 January 22, 2023

Step Two

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.

Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.

by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023

step momster

A nasty stepmom who always has a resting bitch. Face is unpleasant and treats, her husband and her husband’s family like garbage but her own family can do no wrong.

My step momster got her own kids something lovely for the party but only got my kid a crappy cheap trinket.

by Cat daddy 043 April 9, 2023

Step Nephew

The son of a step sibling

My step Nephew is a good person

by 459395 April 18, 2023

step-co-mother-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's mother.
2- Child-in-law's stepmother.

Step-co-mother-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023