When youre having a bowl of cereal with no thought about it, except when you bring the spoon to your mouth, you see it is moving. Oops, you accidentally poured horse sperm instead of milk. But you still keep on eating your cereal, whilst starring into the eyes of your cousin. As they aproach you, get into some hot steamy sex, when youre eating her out, you spit, accidentally getting her pregnant with horse semen. and Bam you can finally have human-horse hybrid child with your morbidly obese cousin.
Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
Person 2: Not too sure, might just do a Dirty Cormac Smith
Person 1: Great Idea!
by Autistic Camel November 7, 2022
Get the Dirty Cormac Smithmug. when you are so turnt, that you are convinced that you indeed are the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, himself.
The Jawn Squad was so buzzed off that nicotine high, that they finally were able to experience being Will Smith Turnt . Jordan even broke out into themesong as the rest of them were breakdancing.
by bturnt February 10, 2015
Get the Will Smith Turntmug. the best boyfriend in the entire world, the absolute loml. he loves layla marie sooo much and he is the cutest, funniest, goofiest, hottest, loving bf ever
by lmschmidt16 October 25, 2023
Get the gavin lee smithmug. callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023
Get the callum bowden smithmug. Girl 1: AWWW Miss heather smith has to leave I wish she was our teacher
Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!
Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!
by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows November 4, 2020
Get the Miss Heather Smithmug. Always talking shit but can back it up. Known for his ability with the females, a very handsome gentleman. He always seems to keep to his self and isolate his self. Fellas you all better hold on to y'all girlfriends when he's around or he will snatch them.
by Aggygjjrdbjyfggugvv June 9, 2017
Get the ahmir smithmug.