Simp Daddy

A Simp-Daddy is a slang term often used amongst a group of friends defending that they are not just a "simp" but a Simp Daddy claims that they are better than just a "simp" often meaning they get something in return for the "simping" they've just done.

“Bro you bought that girl that? You're such a simp.”
“Nah, I'm a simp daddy 😏”

by DJ UltraSonic January 18, 2022

covid simp

a person who gets so bored of lockdown that they begin to simp for a particular person whilst exclaiming they are in a hoe phase.

"have you talked to adam recently ?"
"yeah hes being a massive covid simp for genevieve"

by genzzzzzzz April 12, 2020

Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.

Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!

by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021

Mega Simp

Nate Connolly is the king of the simps and reigns supreme as the worst simp of them all.

“Yo. You here the Mega Simp is back in town?”
“Yuh, Nate’s over there”
“He smells really bad.”

by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 21, 2020

Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you

Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic

by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020

art simp

A person who will DM you and befriend simply to get free art from you.

art simp: hewo uwu, *hugs* lets be frens
artist: shut up simp

by Dr.Putin March 15, 2020

Jasmine is a Simp

Jasmine is a Simp

"Jasmine is a Simp for Max" "what a simp, Who?, Jasmine"

by Graham de Grant October 18, 2020