Salfordian

A Salfordian is a human-based life form found in and around Salford. Claiming the place of their birth to be a city in it's own right, Salfordians like to disassociate themselves from the City of Manchester, from which they once descended. In fact many Salfordians like to disassociate themselves from any place other than Salford.
Although Salford claims to have succesfully fought for independance from the rest of Manchester, it is more commonly accepted that the rest of Manchester fought for independance from Salford. However, this view appears to be unknown to most Salfordians.
This succesful claim of independencae by the City of Manchester in 2005, is due mainly to Salfords gargantuan crime and drug problems. Salford Precinct it the favoured hang-out for most Salfordians, choosing to by-pass the far superior Trafford Center. This communal area brings the closed community of Salford together with a vibrant art scene, consisting mainly of random letters derieved, at some point, from words in the english language and 'tags' air brused onto every visible wall. Many Salfordians fall into either a Chav, Scally or a Druggy.

Person A: "So you're a Mancunian?"
Person B: "Naahhh, i'm a Salfordian int ayeee!!"
Person A: "Bye"

by cam_ho June 18, 2006

self-cupcake

The art of cupcaking oneself. When emitting a particularly pungent fart, one must cup one's hand around said flatulance, then release the aroma into the face. Doing it to someone else would simply be a cupcake, doing it to yourself would be a self-cupcake. This way you can unleash the true smell upon yourself.

Shit, I had eggs last night! I'll self-cupcake to see if I can smell them!

by Patricia the big gay November 11, 2006

self-sucker

A self-sucker is a guy who has a long dick and is limber enough to be able to suck his own cock.

I try to stay limber by being a self-sucker now and then.

by USAF Cadet April 30, 2021

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

Self harm

Do not do it because it’s not worth your life you are needed bubba <3 and you matter

Jake: I don’t think I can take it much longer
Raven: dude no you got this don’t let others bring you down self harm isn’t how you should deal with things

by Cooolkid cookie March 26, 2021

seldon

a name used for a very attractive girl, very charming and has alot of boys around her at most times, she is popular and most girls wishh to be like her "seldon"

wow, look at seldon today, she looks stunning!

by lillyk July 14, 2011

self-sabotage

-a bro suffering from of Post-Traumatic-Breakup-Syndrome (PTBS) has opportunities for new trim, but he "sabotages" it either subconsciously or consciously because he can't get over his ex. Ironically, slam-pieces often throw themselves at a "self-saboteur." This could be from pity or because he's so fucked up over his ex that he is the ultimate challenge.

-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.

-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.

Anthony: Did you close on her last night? She was chasing your D.
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.

Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!

by King of all that is Bro October 6, 2011