Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Russian Magic Trick

The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.

I can't believe Kevin made out with her right after she gave him a Russian Magic Trick!

by FindMakarov69 November 15, 2011

Russian Meatloaf Surprise

The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.

Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Russian Website and Chill

When your Russian booty-call doesn't have Netflix.

Simp: Did you "Russian Website and Chill yesterday?
VladTheChad: Yeah creep, we surfed it good!

by VladTheChad September 2, 2020

Russian Row Boat

While having sex grabbing a woman's 2 braids and using them as oars as you enter and exit

YOOOOOOO TERY I MET THE HOT BROAD AT THE BAR AND I GAVE HER THE RUSSIAN ROW BOAT

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022

Russian Belt Buckle

When a guy tucks his boner into his waistband in an effort to conceal it.

Brian had a huge boner so he had to give himself a Russian belt buckle.

by Stupidstupidman May 28, 2018