Poo Gobbler

an infant, who unsuspecting to its parents, removes its own diaper and plays with and eats its own poo. This usually occurs when the child is in its crib and is believed to be sleeping.

Mom: Can you believe the baby took off her poopy diaper again?
Dad: Did she eat some poo?
Mom: Yep.
Dad: Damn, she is such a little poo gobbler, I hope she grows out of it.

by Mommy G September 28, 2006

poo face

someone who has a pooey face

u stink poo face

by bob arnold November 2, 2003

poo porn

Pornography wherein one involves fecal matter in the erotic display.

Auara Snow sucked off Buck Naked and he shot off a juicy load over her eyebrows. Meanwhile, James Jamesly is doing her in the butthole, pounding away, but can't yet achieve orgasm. Auara has an idea: she farts a spattering shower of shit into his face and he ejaculates all over her mid section while rubbing the crap all over her. He then says "that's quality poo porn!"

by Popcorn Chicken May 29, 2005

Poo Pirate

One Who Steals Your Dirty Starfish

Arr!, I be a Poo Pirate, and I'm coming to steal your dirty starfish!

by Thom August 10, 2004

crazy-poo

Any sort of defecation which causes pain or is abnormal.

Oh my jesus, after eating that chicken tikka masala, I had the most horrible crazy-poo you could ever imagine.

by Melina Poo May 2, 2006

pee pee poo poo man

A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.

Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!

Person 2: Holy shit!

by The real budge January 20, 2017

Porno Poo

The art of having to get naked everytime you take a shit, taking all your clothes off so they don't smell.

Friend A: "Where've you been?"
Friend B: "Just been for a porno poo"

by Super S-Dog November 28, 2010