small titties

small titties are the best kind of titties, they are not something you should be afraid of. small titties are amazing, and if you don't agree then fuck you.

Person: Hey u got small titties
Y/N: and I'm proud cause lildarkiesswag on tiktok told me they are perfect :)

by Lildarkiesswag on tiktok July 9, 2021

Titties Popped

When the head lights on a sports car are popped up

Ridin' in the coupe with the titties popped

by Zeotoy October 23, 2008

titty beautiful

When a woman is considered attractive for no other reason than her body shape or voluptuous endowments.

Sometimes a woman can be titty beautiful from across the street but you get up to her and her face just doesn't do it for you.

by DRFNM November 5, 2013

Tittie Hangover

When you are unexpectedly flashed an amazing pair of titties so early in the day that by the end of the night you're stuck longing for more and they're nowhere to be found.

11:00pm: "Dude I wish those girls hadn't flashed us at 4:00 cause I'm having the worst tittie hangover of my life."

by Peggy Peg and Robbo June 7, 2011

torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

by lollipop13 August 5, 2008

titty slap

when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys

Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.

by crazy insane monkey June 15, 2011

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008