Face beer

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.

Monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can't afford to drink that German stuff he usually buys. The poor guy's been stuck drinking face beer all winter.

by WorkingForTheMan May 6, 2011

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

Graveyard beer

Mixing every beer on tap at the bar. Creates a very unique buzz. Warning, it's hit or miss, but totally worth trying.

Can I get a graveyard beer?

by Raging red May 1, 2018

Bonus Beer

A lost beer you find in the fridge.

I woke up in the morning thinking I drank every ounce of alcohol the night before then SHAZAM!
Bonus beer magically appears!!!

by knockanutt November 5, 2017

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Beer Balls

Alcohol and anger go together like two peas in a pod - alcohol releases anger and aggressive behaviors.

For example, you're leaving a baseball game after having a few beers. Your team lost and as you walk out of your section, you're bumped by a guy wearing the jersey of the visiting team. So you act with rage.

Drunk man: wtf .. (screaming from a distance)
Girl: That man is out of control.
Girl 2: Talk about beer balls

by 8offgarc September 19, 2016

Willy beer

When someone ejaculates into a cup of alcoholic beverage and the recipiant drinks it all

My girl absolutely loved the willy beer i gave her

by TTC_Limbo August 24, 2018