nubson

A son of a noob (nub).

"You suck at mineshaft nubson!"
*cries*

by Nubson February 22, 2018

Number Spew

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning

“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew

by BlukillatheBaddie June 12, 2018

Numb Fuck

When a female has too much to drink and feels nothing during sexual intercourse.

"OMG you let him fuck you? How was it?" "Shit, it was just a numb fuck."

by Verian June 27, 2018

number 3.1

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself

Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1

by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018

Numberized

When you dab while giving certain things numbers.

Person1: you are number one (dab) you are number two
Person2: ohh you numberized those things.

by swompy September 28, 2018

Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.

"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"

by Sparkythedef October 2, 2018

Number one

We are number one.

We are number one.
***Meme intensifies***

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019