noodle neckted 

when you have such a big head that it wont stay up straight

I'm trying to do sisters hair and she keeps being noodle neckted.

noodle neckted by James noodle April 21, 2018

Noodle niction

Deep sentence of straight nonfiction also known as facts

Are you lying?
It came from Gobee so its noodle niction.

Noodle niction by Jawa74 April 22, 2018

Noodles 

Noodles mean nudes

Give me noodles.

Noodles by princess|babycakes February 22, 2018

noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

noodle slapping by Tweet th March 12, 2018

Nodie 

(nodee)

A nodie is the opposite of a chode. In other words, a penis that will touch the bottom of a test tube before it touches the sides.

Girl 1: Omg have you seen Zac's nodie
Girl 2: Tell me about it, it went so deep into but I couldn't feel it at all, it is worse than Alex's chode

Nodie by A very observant asshole May 10, 2018

noodlegamer 

The best person alive

Man, your such a NoodleGamer

noodlegamer by RuzzyTheFuzzy March 29, 2018

Noodles 

A slang for nudes. This way parents won’t know when you’ve received nudes.

Dylan: Yo man I just got some noodles!
David: SICK let me see!
Mom: But we are about to eat dinner?!

Noodles by Granny Gumjobs May 20, 2018