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Noah

an absolute bro
he gets infinite bitches and has such W rizz its insane. He has great hair, a killer personality, and probably plays soccer. He might seem like a fuck-boy, but if you get lucky enough to date a Noah you'll come to find that he's really sweet and romantic ((and also probably a bisexual so you should totally shoot your shot with him no matter you're gender)). Noah is a great friend and will tell you all of his secrets, but he has a short temper. Remember to check in on Noah from time-to-time because he's going through a lot rn. Also not every Noah is white, pls guys stop assuming !!
person

: Omg hi!! You look super cool, I love your style. Whats yr name?

A cool guy: My names Noah :)

person: Omg yr so hot Noah I love you
by a_cool_dude May 14, 2023
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Person: That dude is eating some oatmeal fr
Other person: He’s definitely a Noah he’s quaker asf and he drove his Lambo here
by idekwhyidothis August 24, 2023
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Noah Margate

Noah Margate is a residential real estate agent of the highly-ranked Keller Williams Premier, the #1 real estate franchise in the country and one of the world's most innovative companies. This provides Noah with the tools and resources he needs to deliver excellent service. As demonstrated by several 5-star client reviews, he strives to provide world-class service through local knowledge, process expertise, responsiveness, and negotiation skills.
Sally: "Yeah, we're thinking about moving to Houston." Billy: "You should call my REALTOR® Noah Margate! He serves Houston and the Greater Houston areas. Great guy!" Sally: "Awesome! I'll give him a call."
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noah

bob: hey noah
noah: hey bob
bob: OHH HELL NAW YOU ARE WEIRD
noah: what?
bob: HELP MEE IM GETTING ATTACKED
noah: bruh
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
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noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please
noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
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he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo
kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
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