bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.

In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂

by Bed Milk August 21, 2016

Phone time in bed

After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind

Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!

by Room112 December 5, 2023

Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

National Bed Appreciation Day

December 8th is National Bed Appreciation Day!!

Brad: “Yo bae wanna come over?”
Sarah: “No. It’s national bed appreciation day”
Brad: “…”

by camx70 December 8, 2021

Bed wetter

A bed wetter

bed wetter

by A Vasist June 24, 2020

Hospital bed

The only thing Izuku has ever found himself in after using one for all

Hospital bed existing

Deku: hey bed.
Hospital bed: why am I not suprised?

by No user February 19, 2021

bed-wetter

Someone who openly doubts and/or worries excessively about a political strategy and related outcome. Someone who does not have the guts to tackle controversial political issues whose outcome is difficult to address.

When you come up with a buzz words like Defunding Police to convey a concept like rethinking the police as the panacea for all social problems there will be a lot of politicians will become a bed-wetter.

by mlhiss June 9, 2020