Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.

Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?

by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

wuzzy bear

The most desirable of all pet names a man can achieve in his lifetime.

Lover: I love you, my little snugglebum!

Beloved: I love you, too, my little wuzzy bear!

by Stickadillo February 17, 2009

vummy bears

vodka infused gummy bears

we made some vummy bears for the party

by foobar94 October 13, 2011

bears are cool

self explanitory.
bears are cool.

"whats your favourite animal?" asks person one
"bears" replies person two
"oh yeah! bears are cool.."

by bearlee-123 March 10, 2022

Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023